fall out boy photoshoots amaze me because sometimes there’s this
and then sometimes there’s this
MINE IS CRAPPY
WHAT CARRIAGE ARE YOU IN!??!?!
COME TO THE BACK
THE SLYTHERINS HAVE HACKED DUMBLEDORE’S WIFI
Thanks to the Ravenclaws, guys.
The password’s “AL0H4M0R4”
Pass it on.
watchin the new radioshow like
What do french people call a really bad thursday?
update: if you tell this joke to someone living in france they will refuse to look at you
I like how the original title for The Fault in Our Stars is all poetic and then the Norwegians just translated it to “fuck destiny” and I think that’s beautiful
Aw man, I thought for sure this had to be bullshit but nope
Why is it always Norway
Norway, a nation where you can put the word “fuck” on the cover of a young adult novel.
"I hate Mondays" said nobody today because DAN AND PHIL ARE ON THE RADIO TONIGHT